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The SEO Song

Played to the tune of Hey There Delilah by Plain White T’s in probably the worst way possible.

Complete Lyrics of the SEO Song by Benj Arriola

Hey there Google what it’s like to be big daddy?
Tons and tons of website save in your index already,
yes you do, no more supplemental don’t you?
I doubt that’s true.

One day my site disappeared in the SERPs
I wondered why it vanished and was never found beyond page 10
and it was gone, on other data centers gone,
and it was gone.

Oh what you did to me? Ohhh what you did to me?
Oh what you did to me? Ohhh what you did to me?
What you did to me?

Hey there Yahoo I wonder why I was not ranking but in
Google I was number 1 and Yahoo I was on
page 25. I had to pay $299,
and now I’m fine.

Hey there MSN I still don’t understand
why my blogspot and wordpress account outrank my
own official sites. Why you love super old sites
and old links too.

Oh what an industry, ohh what an industry,
Oh what an industry, ohh what an industry,
what an industry.

Now I try my best to rank in all three top search engines and
ask.com still thinks I don’t belong
I go long tail and still I’m gone unless I search for ohh so long…
Search engine optimization expert living in Southern California San Diego California 92129.

Hey there Digg, why you banned me, I just dugg all my
sites so I went to Netscape and voted for my stories
now their none, you kicked me out and I’m gone.
So I StumbleUpon

ohh Traffic then increased, ohh Traffic then increased,
ohh Traffic then increased, But no Adsense then banned me,
Adsense then banned me

Ohhh nooo ohhh noooo, OMG.. I will BRB… Ohhh noo..
Adsense GTG… Oh no… Adsense then Banned me… Adsense then banned me… Adsense then banned me… Adsense then banned me… Made Adwords happy… Advertisers happy, Adsense then banned me… Adwords was happy… Adsense then banned me.

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